- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to burn ashes

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power spite flower

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to have no powers!

The power to make out of thin air

The power to break your bones on command.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power of your girlfriend's will

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to understand math.

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

Pointless Super Powers