The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to silence explosions.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!