The power to withstand camel rape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!