The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!