The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!