The power to have a small penis

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to turn into paper

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to wink really fast.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!