The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to catch em all

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to die on command

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!