- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to create nothing out of nothing

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power to become a dead ant.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to die in one second

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to talk to dust

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to read

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to be a bird that can't fly

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

Pointless Super Powers