The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to jump -50% higher

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!