The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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KeemStar

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!