The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to win the crying game

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the ability to darken darkness

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!