The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to die....

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Balls.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!