the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to never end your .

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to die at will

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The superpower to have a superpower

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!