The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!