The power to float without gravity.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to bleed

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Balls.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!