The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!