*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to win the crying game

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!