the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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A power level of under 9000.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!