The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!