The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be a normal person

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!