http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to never end your .

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to bleed

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to write about power.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

Balls.

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The ability to shrink your penis

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!