The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to write about power.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!