to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!