The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!