The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!