The power to see through transparent objects.

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to write about power.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

The superpower to have a superpower

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The Power to have a bowel movement.

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The power to speak in Braille

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The Power to be aqua man

The ability to not finish sen...

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

The power to sing but your mute

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to see through windows

to have the super power to do nothing

The power to change your urine to any color

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!