The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Black power

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!