The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through water

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the power to

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!