the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to die....

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The Power to be aqua man

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!