Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Death at will

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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Poop

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to see through water

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!