The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see through horses

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!