power to orgasm over long distances

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Melting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!