The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!