The power to understand irony.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Death at will

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to breathe

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!