The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!