The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to see through horses

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!