The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to breathe

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The power to speak Braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!