the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!