The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!