The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!