The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Poop

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!