The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!