The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!