The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to see through horses

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!