The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be your self

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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Melting

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to see through horses

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!