The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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Facebook.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!