The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to die

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!