The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!