The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to nit propely

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!