power to see through glass doors

The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The ability to always be fashionable late

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to have 20/21 vision

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!